If memory serves me right, I never really ate meals served on airplanes, i drank coffee, or pepsi, mainly because:
1- my trips never exceeded 5 hours, I never was hungry.
2- I don’t like the way they look, it’s more like canned food to me.

However, on my way back home from Paris, it was cold, pissed off cause I cut my trip, worry of the problems at work, I drank 3 bottles of red wine(small bottles), yummy. Surely eased the bumpy flight, and warmed me up, and made that crying baby’s voice seem distant.

I’m writing this because i saw a Qatar airways advertisement, I highly doubt people fly Qatar airways, or any other airlines for the food they serve.

Haha, flying to Egypt through Marka airport, they serve you carolena juice and a cake that you buy for 10 cents in Amman. All the while in my head I was thinking that a young boy holding a flat board will emerge from the cockpit and starts yelling “shebs, baskot, tsale, bezer”

P.S: airplane captains, if the plane has technical problems, don’t tell your passengers that, tell them you wanna go back because there is another plane on the runaway with technical problems, and you are waiting for it to take off.

P.P.S: Falcon/RJ flight attendants:
-Easy with the face painting/whitening cream you use, we can see the dark neck.
-Pushup is ok, padded is ok, but heavily padded to an extent that your sight is hindered by them is a risk to yourself and to others that you are tending to. Yes, guys know about them.
-If one stocking is cut, we say an oversight, but on 2 legs? Come on… they are like 1Jd or less.
-yes, you are here to tend to our needs. It’s “please sit down”, not “blease sit down”.
-yes, that guy is a foreigner, he doesn’t speak/understand Arabic. Sbeak to him in English instead.