Left hand no more.

And he descended from the highest pedestal, wise he was, and spake : thou shall not use your left hand for a month, or I will cut you open.

Filled with disgust, I left his presence mumbling to myself: god damn asshole, I’m left-handed, how can I not use my hand.

Left handed Doomish is to rest and cease operations in his left hand.
Ganglion cysts is the name and it’s pressuring my hand nerves and it’s freaking painful at times, mostly numb fingers and wrest, and today it was my left hand all together.

It should go by itself, but if it hurts too much a small surgery can be done.
I am a wuss, no surgery for me, no thank you.

I guess I won’t be signing the salaries checks this month heh.
Any complaints, go to the god like doctor I visited.

So in conclusion, and by the words of the divine doctor:
No stress for the left hand.
No laptop, no pc, no guitar, no iPad.

If it doesn’t go away in a month, I will stab the doctor with my right hand.

Brave, Courageous and bold.
Long live his fame,
and long live his glory.
Long may his worthless posts be told.

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  1. Doomish

    Aside from my MPD and other psychiatric issues, I have insomnia, cynis problems and this. What’s so weird?

    I’m wearing a hand brace and it’s helping alot. And no pain killers the past 2 days 🙂 and by the way I suspect that the iPad is the major cause of this, coz I usually bend my left wrist for extended times while holding it while reading at night.

    I didn’t use my iPad since writing this post, and everything seems fine, less pain and numbness 🙂


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