Book: Shit My Dad Says by Justin Halpern

I am not in a light mood to read heavy stuff, so I started to read “shit my dad says”, if you are on Twitter, you should know about @shitmydadsays

Anyway, the book is an easy read, funny as hell, i was laughing out loud at 7am in the morning(sleepless) i think my neighbors thought I’m a looney, some of those who read it may relate to it, we all have a dad/uncle/relative like this

It’s basically a dude who came back to live with his parents, and his dad has his way of saying what he wants…when he wants, and his son quoted what his dad said.

It is funny as hell, READ IT!

A couple of quotes from the book:

On My Response to Having My Tires Slashed:
“Oh, don’t go to the goddamned cops. They’re busy with real shit. I don’t want my tax dollars going to figuring out who thinks you’re an asshole.”

On My Bloody Nose
“What happened? Did somebody punch you in the face?!…The what? The air is dry? Do me a favor and tell people you got punched in the face.”